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terça-feira, 28 de fevereiro de 2023
Museu do Relógio Serpa e Évora oferece números antigos do Anuário Relógios & Canetas
O Anuário Relógios & Canetas mudou de morada - está agora na Rua de João Penha nº 10 – r/c – sala 7 1250-131 Lisboa. As existências em números antigos do Anuário foram, entretanto, doadas ao Museu do Relógio Serpa e Évora. Assim, os visitantes deste espaço único no país têm mais um motivo para o visitar - poderão levar para casa os números que desejarem da mais antiga publicação do seu género no país.
Meditações - 30 de Fevereiro...
February 30th
The speckled pigeon standing on the ledge
Outside the window is Jack Kennedy—
Standing on one leg and looking jerkily around
And staring straight into the room at me.
Ask not what your country can do for you—
Ask what you can do for your country.
Here’s how.
That wouldn’t be the way I’d do it.
I’m afraid you leave me no choice now.
The sequence begins with the grooves
Of the carving board
Filling with roast beef blood.
Everything keeps changing and we want it to,
But don’t want anything to change.
The pigeons fly back and forth
And look like they’re looking for something.
I went to sleep in Havana,
Turned over on my back in Saigon,
And woke up in Kabul,
With Baghdad as both air conditioner and down comforter.
The speckled pigeon standing on the ledge
Outside the window looks really a bit like me,
Me standing on one leg and looking jerkily around
And looking right into the room at me.
Unshaved men run Iran.
In consequence, Nixon with his five o’clock shadow
Rises from the grave to campaign.
His ghost can’t stop—even in broad daylight.
In certain neighborhoods, you hear a victim singing,
Corazón, you’re chewing on my heart!
Don’t forget to spit the seeds out!
Rat-a-tat. Shot dead in the street.
The pigeon outside on the ledge
Came back from Iraq with PTSD.
It stands there, standing on one leg in speckled camouflage,
Staring in through the window at the VA therapist.
Everything keeps changing and we want it to,
But don’t want anything to change. Stet.
Everything keeps changing and we want it to,
But don’t want anything to change.
Every day I don’t die is February 30th,
And more sex is possible.
Flocks of pigeons are whirling around and flash white
In the sunlight like they know something.
Here’s what. Here’s who needs to be made up.
Here’s who I would do.
The makeup artist is hard at work in the Oval Office.
The fireplace fire is lit with the air-conditioning on full
blast.
segunda-feira, 27 de fevereiro de 2023
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domingo, 26 de fevereiro de 2023
Meditações - Quase tão calma como um relógio de sol...
Devo imenso
aos que não amo.
O alívio com que aceito
eles estarem mais próximos de outras pessoas.
A alegria de não ser eu
o lobo dos seus cordeiros.
A minha paz com eles,
com eles a minha liberdade,
e isto não o pode dar o amor
nem o consegue tirar.
Não espero por eles
entre porta e janela.
Quase tão calma
como um relógio de sol,
entendo
o que o amor não entende,
desculpo
o que o amor jamais desculparia.
Entre carta e encontro
não passa a eternidade,
mas simplesmente uns dias ou semanas.
As viagens com eles são conseguidas,
os concertos escutados,
as catedrais visitadas,
as paisagens nítidas.
E quando nos separam
sete rios e montanhas,
são rios e montanhas
bem conhecidos dos mapas.
É mérito deles
que eu viva em três dimensões,
num espaço não lírico e não retórico
com um horizonte real porque movente.
Eles próprios ignoram
quanto trazem nas mãos vazias.
«Nada lhes devo» -
diria o amor
a este tema aberto.
Wislawa Szymborska, Paisagem com grão de areia
sábado, 25 de fevereiro de 2023
Janela para o passado - há 100 anos - Honrado Chefe de Família conversa com os seus botões
André Brun, in Os Meus Domingos - Um Drama Impressionante, 1923 (arquivo Fernando Correia de Oliveira)
Meditações - tempo e pressa
Um alentejano nunca tem pressa. Daí a resposta de Eva a Adão quando este, intrigado, lhe perguntou o que é que o alentejano tinha que ele não tinha: «Tem tempo, e tu tens pressa.»
sexta-feira, 24 de fevereiro de 2023
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Meditações - o tempo e o estilo
Em 2020, para a edição britânica da revista Vogue, o actual rei de Inglaterra falava com Edward Enninful sobre a sua relação com a moda e o seu estilo em particular. Quando o diretor criativo lhe perguntou de onde vem, Carlos ironiza: “Pensava que eu era como um relógio avariado — acerta duas vezes por dia. Mas… fico muito contente que pense que tenho estilo. Preocupo-me com os pormenores e com a combinação das cores. Tenho a sorte de encontrar artesãos maravilhosos, que me permitem prolongar a vida das peças. Sou uma daquelas pessoas que põe os sapatos a consertar, ou outra peça qualquer, em vez de os atirar logo para o lixo. Do ponto de vista económico, acho mesmo que há uma oportunidade enorme para pequenos negócios envolvidos em arranjos e conservação”, defendeu o então ainda príncipe. “O meu estilo volta a estar na moda a cada 25 anos”, chegou a dizer.
quinta-feira, 23 de fevereiro de 2023
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Meditações - o sol tem os seus dias contados
APAGAMENTO
Se o grande sol que nos alumia
fosse tão eterno, como parece,
isso, de algum modo, permitiria
acreditar que nem tudo fenece.
Se o sol eternamente durasse,
haveria maneira de supor
que a Terra por mais tempo ficasse
vivificando-se com o seu calor.
Mas o sol tem os seus dias contados,
mesmo que os dias sejam milhões de anos.
E, quando esses anos forem passados,
memória de gregos e de troianos
ter-se-á de todo desvanecido
deste planeta para sempre esquecido.
quarta-feira, 22 de fevereiro de 2023
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Meditações - Time wastes too fast
Pray my Dear, quoth my mother, have you not forgot to wind up the clock?—Good G..! cried my father, making an exclamation, but taking care to moderate his voice at the same time,—Did ever woman, since the creation of the world, interrupt a man with such a silly question? Pray, what was your father saying?—Nothing.
My father, you must know, who was originally a Turkey merchant, but had left off business for some years, in order to retire to, and die upon, his paternal estate in the county of ——, was, I believe, one of the most regular men in every thing he did, whether ’twas matter of business, or matter of amusement, that ever lived. As a small specimen of this extreme exactness of his, to which he was in truth a slave, he had made it a rule for many years of his life,—on the first Sunday-night of every month throughout the whole year,—as certain as ever the Sunday-night came,—to wind up a large house-clock, which we had standing on the back-stairs head, with his own hands:—And being somewhere between fifty and sixty years of age at the time I have been speaking of,—he had likewise gradually brought some other little family concernments to the same period, in order, as he would often say to my uncle Toby, to get them all out of the way at one time, and be no more plagued and pestered with them the rest of the month.
It was attended but with one misfortune, which, in a great measure, fell upon myself, and the effects of which I fear I shall carry with me to my grave; namely, that from an unhappy association of ideas, which have no connection in nature, it so fell out at length, that my poor mother could never hear the said clock wound up,—but the thoughts of some other things unavoidably popped into her head—& vice versa:—Which strange combination of ideas, the sagacious Locke, who certainly understood the nature of these things better than most men, affirms to have produced more wry actions than all other sources of prejudice whatsoever.
My father, who had an itch, in common with all philosophers, of reasoning upon every thing which happened, and accounting for it too— proposed infinite pleasure to himself in this, of the succession of ideas, and had not the least apprehension of having it snatch’d out of his hands by my uncle Toby, who (honest man!) generally took every thing as it happened;—and who, of all things in the world, troubled his brain the least with abstruse thinking;—the ideas of time and space—or how we came by those ideas—or of what stuff they were made—or whether they were born with us—or we picked them up afterwards as we went along— or whether we did it in frocks—or not till we had got into breeches—with a thousand other inquiries and disputes about Infinity Prescience, Liberty, Necessity, and so forth, upon whose desperate and unconquerable theories so many fine heads have been turned and cracked—never did my uncle Toby’s the least injury at all; my father knew it—and was no less surprized than he was disappointed, with my uncle’s fortuitous solution.
Do you understand the theory of that affair? replied my
father.
Not I, quoth my uncle.
—But you have some ideas, said my father, of what you talk
about?
No more than my horse, replied my uncle Toby.
Gracious heaven! cried my father, looking upwards, and clasping his two hands together—there is a worth in thy honest ignorance, brother Toby—‘twere almost a pity to exchange it for a knowledge.—But I’ll tell thee.— To understand what time is aright, without which we never can comprehend infinity, insomuch as one is a portion of the other—we ought seriously to sit down and consider what idea it is we have of duration, so as to give a satisfactory account how we came by it.—What is that to any body? quoth my uncle Toby. (Vide Locke.) For if you will turn your eyes inwards upon your mind, continued my father, and observe attentively, you will perceive, brother, that whilst you and I are talking together, and thinking, and smoking our pipes, or whilst we receive successively ideas in our minds, we know that we do exist, and so we estimate the existence, or the continuation of the existence of ourselves, or any thing else, commensurate to the succession of any ideas in our minds, the duration of ourselves, or any such other thing co-existing with our thinking—and so according to that preconceived—You puzzle me to death, cried my uncle Toby.
—‘Tis owing to this, replied my father, that in our computations of time, we are so used to minutes, hours, weeks, and months—and of clocks (I wish there was not a clock in the kingdom) to measure out their several portions to us, and to those who belong to us—that ‘twill be well, if in time to come, the succession of our ideas be of any use or service to us at all.
Now, whether we observe it or no, continued my father, in every sound man’s head, there is a regular succession of ideas of one sort or other, which follow each other in train just like—A train of artillery? said my uncle Toby—A train of a fiddle-stick!—quoth my father—which follow and succeed one another in our minds at certain distances, just like the images in the inside of a lanthorn turned round by the heat of a candle.— I declare, quoth my uncle Toby, mine are more like a smoke-jack,—Then, brother Toby, I have nothing more to say to you upon that subject, said my father.
—WHAT A CONJUNCTURE was here lost!—My father in one of his best explanatory moods—in eager pursuit of a metaphysical point into the very regions, where clouds and thick darkness would soon have encompassed it about;—my uncle Toby in one of the finest dispositions for it in the world;—his head like a smoke-jack;—the funnel unswept, and the ideas whirling round and round about in it, all obfuscated and darkened over with fuliginous matter!—By the tomb-stone of Lucian—if it is in being—if not, why then by his ashes! by the ashes of my dear Rabelais, and dearer Cervantes!—my father and my uncle Toby’s discourse upon Time and Eternity—was a discourse devoutly to be wished for! and the petulancy of my father’s humour, in putting a stop to it as he did, was a robbery of the Ontologic Treasury of such a jewel, as no coalition of great occasions and great men are ever likely to restore to it again. had got my two dishes of milk coffee (which by the bye is excellently good for a consumption, but you must boil the milk and coffee together— otherwise ’tis only coffee and milk)—and as it was no more than eight in the morning, and the boat did not go off till noon, I had time to see enough of Lyons to tire the patience of all the friends I had in the world with it. I will take a walk to the cathedral, said I, looking at my list, and see the wonderful mechanism of this great clock of Lippius of Basil, in the first place—
Now, of all things in the world, I understand the least of mechanism— I have neither genius, or taste, or fancy—and have a brain so entirely inapt for every thing of that kind, that I solemnly declare I was never yet able to comprehend the principles of motion of a squirrel cage, or a common knife-grinder’s wheel—tho’ I have many an hour of my life look’d up with great devotion at the one—and stood by with as much patience as any christian ever could do, at the other— I’ll go see the surprising movements of this great clock, said I, the very first thing I do: and then I will pay a visit to the great library of the Jesuits, and procure, if possible, a sight of the thirty volumes of the general history of China, wrote (not in the Tartarean, but) in the Chinese language, and in the Chinese character too.
Now I almost know as little of the Chinese language, as I do of the mechanism of Lippius’s clock-work; so, why these should have jostled themselves into the two first articles of my list—I leave to the curious as a problem of Nature. I own it looks like one of her ladyship’s obliquities; and they who court her, are interested in finding out her humour as much as I.
When these curiosities are seen, quoth I, half addressing myself to my valet de place, who stood behind me—’twill be no hurt if we go to the church of St. Irenaeus, and see the pillar to which Christ was tied—and after that, the house where Pontius Pilate lived—’Twas at the next town, said the valet de place—at Vienne; I am glad of it, said I, rising briskly from my chair, and walking across the room with strides twice as long as my usual pace—’for so much the sooner shall I be at the Tomb of the two lovers.’
What was the cause of this movement, and why I took such long strides in uttering this—I might leave to the curious too; but as no principle of clock-work is concerned in it—’twill be as well for the reader if I explain it myself.
AND NOW FOR LIPPIUS’S CLOCK! said I, with the air of a man, who had got thro’ all his difficulties—nothing can prevent us seeing that, and the Chinese history, &c. except the time, said Francois—for ’tis almost eleven— then we must speed the faster, said I, striding it away to the cathedral.
I cannot say, in my heart, that it gave me any concern in being told by one of the minor canons, as I was entering the west door,—That Lippius’s great clock was all out of joints, and had not gone for some years—It will give me the more time, thought I, to peruse the Chinese history; and besides I shall be able to give the world a better account of the clock in its decay, than I could have done in its flourishing condition—
NOW DON’T LET US give ourselves a parcel of airs, and pretend that the oaths we make free with in this land of liberty of ours are our own; and because we have the spirit to swear them,—imagine that we have had the wit to invent them too.
I’ll undertake this moment to prove it to any man in the world, except to a connoisseur:—though I declare I object only to a connoisseur in swearing,— as I would do to a connoisseur in painting, &c. &c. the whole set of ‘em are so hung round and befetish’d with the bobs and trinkets of criticism,— or to drop my metaphor, which by the bye is a pity—for I have fetch’d it as far as from the coast of Guiney;—their heads, Sir, are stuck so full of rules and compasses, and have that eternal propensity to apply them upon all occasions, that a work of genius had better go to the devil at once, than stand to be prick’d and tortured to death by ‘em.
—And how did Garrick speak the soliloquy last night?—Oh, against all rule, my lord,—most ungrammatically! betwixt the substantive and the adjective, which should agree together in number, case, and gender, he made a breach thus,—stopping, as if the point wanted settling;—and betwixt the nominative case, which your lordship knows should govern the verb, he suspended his voice in the epilogue a dozen times three seconds and three fifths by a stop watch, my lord, each time.—Admirable grammarian!— But in suspending his voice—was the sense suspended likewise?
Did no expression of attitude or countenance fill up the chasm?—Was the eye silent? Did you narrowly look?—I look’d only at the stop-watch, my lord.—Excellent observer!
I am this month one whole year older than I was this time twelve-month; and having got, as you perceive, almost into the middle of my third volume (According to the preceding Editions.)—and no farther than to my first day’s life—’tis demonstrative that I have three hundred and sixty-four days more life to write just now, than when I first set out; so that instead of advancing, as a common writer, in my work with what I have been doing at it—on the contrary, I am just thrown so many volumes back— was every day of my life to be as busy a day as this—And why not?—and the transactions and opinions of it to take up as much description—And for what reason should they be cut short? as at this rate I should just live 364 times faster than I should write—It must follow, an’ please your worships, that the more I write, the more I shall have to write—and consequently, the more your worships read, the more your worships will have to read.
Will this be good for your worships eyes?
It will do well for mine; and, was it not that It will do well for mine; and, was it not that my Opinions will be the death of me, I perceive I shall lead a fine life of it out of this self-same life of mine; or, in other words, shall lead a couple of fine lives together. As for the proposal of twelve volumes a year, or a volume a month, it no way alters my prospect—write as I will, and rush as I may into the middle of things, as Horace advises—I shall never overtake myself whipp’d and driven to the last pinch; at the worst I shall have one day the start of my pen—and one day is enough for two volumes—and two volumes will be enough for one year.—
An old calesh, belonging to the abbesse, lined with green frize, was ordered to be drawn out into the sun—the gardener of the convent being chosen muleteer, led out the two old mules, to clip the hair from the rump-ends of their tails, whilst a couple of lay-sisters were busied, the one in darning the lining, and the other in sewing on the shreds of yellow binding, which the teeth of time had unravelled—the under-gardener dress’d the muleteer’s hat in hot wine-lees—and a taylor sat musically at it, in a shed over-against the convent, in assorting four dozen of bells for the harness, whistling to each bell, as he tied it on with a thong.—
Shave the whole top of thy crown clean once at least every four or five days, but oftner if convenient; lest in taking off thy wig before her, thro’ absence of mind, she should be able to discover how much has been cut away by Time—how much by Trim.
I dare say, quoth my mother—But stop, dear Sir—for what my mother dared to say upon the occasion—and what my father did say upon it— with her replies and his rejoinders, shall be read, perused, paraphrased, commented, and descanted upon—or to say it all in a word, shall be thumb’d over by Posterity in a chapter apart—I say, by Posterity—and care not, if I repeat the word again—for what has this book done more than the Legation of Moses, or the Tale of a Tub, that it may not swim down the gutter of Time along with them?
I will not argue the matter: Time wastes too fast: every letter I trace tells me with what rapidity Life follows my pen: the days and hours of it, more precious, my dear Jenny! than the rubies about thy neck, are flying over our heads like light clouds of a windy day, never to return more—every thing presses on—whilst thou art twisting that lock,—see! it grows grey; and every time I kiss thy hand to bid adieu, and every absence which follows it, are preludes to that eternal separation which we are shortly to make.—
—Heaven have mercy upon us both!
The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman. A work by Laurence Sterne
terça-feira, 21 de fevereiro de 2023
Meditações - o relógio no fundo da algibeira
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Gosto muito de ouvir na Antena 2 o programa de Ana Luísa Amaral e de Luís Caetano O Som que os Versos Fazem ao Abrir. Muitas vezes, ao Abrir fazem Abril e isso não é despiciendo.
Num desses programas, falava de um poeta de quem muito gosta, António Ramos Rosa, e dizia que durante muitos anos trouxe um poema seu na carteira: «[p]ara um amigo tenho sempre um relógio/esquecido em qualquer fundo de algibeira.» Ela dizia-se orgulhosa de praticar o poema pois, sobretudo durante o seu doutoramento, se algum amigo lhe telefonasse para que se encontrassem dizia vamos lá. Ao dizer «vamos lá» a um amigo, sobretudo quando não temos tempo, praticamos o poema e ressuscitamos a vida.
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Marco Miranda, Caminho para a luz ou o relógio no fundo da algibeira
Opinião | 30/08/2022 08:00, Jornal da Madeira
segunda-feira, 20 de fevereiro de 2023
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