Meditações - como vender um relógio

Auntie Wainwright:

[Knocks at the customer's house] About that clock you were interested in...

Customer:

I've told you I'm not going to buy it. I don't like that sort of clock.

Auntie Wainwright:

Well what about the other clock?

Customer:

What other clock?

Auntie Wainwright:

The one on that woman I saw you with who was not your wife.

Customer:

[steps out of house and closes door behind him] How did you... Alright what time do you close

Auntie Wainwright:

Never

Customer:

I'll be round at six to pick it up [goes back into house]

Smiler:

How did you know about the, er, other woman?

Auntie Wainwright:

I didn't. But there is usually something they feel guilty about.

Last of the Summer Wine [1973]